If Coachella's move to two weekends or the fact that they sold out 2013's edition almost a year early ground your gears, then have we got news for you. Goldenvoice, the company behind Coachella, has decided bathing in olympic swimming pools full of Benjamins is not enough. They've expanded the dual-weekend festival to a dual weekend cruise to take place in December. There will be a three day cruise to the Bahamas and a four day cruise to Jamaica, on December 16-19 and December 19-23 respectively. The full line-up is listed above. More details to come at the SS Coachella site.